Voting foar prezident - serious bizniss

When it comes to voting for a president, there are clearly some very important requirements that must be met. Let's take a look at our candidates shall we?

First up - Renaud - initials - RPG. Now, when I think of RPG only two things come to mind.
Japan and CoD4. Both kinda scare me.
So minus 1 on the voting scale, for now.

But! Let's look at his advertising campaign. "I believe in RPG." Dark night inspired, quite nice. Only problem. Harvey Dent. I believed in him, then half of his face got burned off and he went crazy. If our friend here can ensure that if he gets in a freak accident (which leads to loss of half of his face) and not go crazy, well that is kinda awesome. Also, it would probably be really good for meetings with the admin. You would be about 2 steps away from fire-proof. Plus 12 points.

Next in line - Steeves - Well... he does have a velociraptor girlfriend. So he probably knows the best way to defend against them.

This also implies he is probably ready to fight off zombies. So... if in the next few weeks we get invaded by raptors or zombies. This guy is your man.

NEXT! Mark Kelly - umm... kool-aid

Finally - Seamus. Wolfe. On their own they are powerful, but together they are awesome. Now, this isn't the only thing that makes Senior Wolfe a good guy. Look to the right, yeah! That! Pure win.

So, what point score can I come up to with this? It's really hard to say. Infinite is far too much, but anything that is double or triple digits isn't enough. He has to definately be at least a 4 digit score. I don't know where to score him though... I will just give him over 9000.

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So here we have it, Seamus is the winner. But it's really the beard that is the winner in this case. May the beard lead us into a brighter future.

Unless there are zombies. Then I say Steeves usurp him and lead us to fight off the zombie hordes.