MK dne Mortal Kombat :'(

Foar those of you... dne is does not equal.

In this case we mean, THE MAN! The ONE, the ONLY, the KING OF SPAM!
Sadly though, it is not the burger king. It's THE Mr. Marc Kelly. (Who... despite his notoriety is very hard to find high quality images of).

Today, during debates the question of zombies and apocalypses came up... I am thinking something along the lines of the union between the set that is zombies, and the set that is apocalypses. So that leaves things out like the horsemen and such. Anyway, less talk about the various kinds of apocalypses and more talk about that MK dude.

He claims that we are like zombies, because social conditioning has made it so (or something along those lines). Well I would like to debate that. See the picture on the right? That is a fucking zombie! Does he look like he is in a mindless state behind an office desk counting beans for "the man"? I think not. He wants to eat a baby. Or maybe a small child. It's rather hard to tell to be honest.

If I would have to start a hate for everyone for following societal norms... I would prefer to say that we are more like robots. It makes more sense. Zombies are driven by pure instinct and survival. Robots. Not so much. They are programmed, follow schedules, procedures, and so on. So your fresh out of university jerk is more like a robot. Programmed to do "the man's" bidding. Is this necessarily a bad thing? I wouldn't say so. That is... until fucking skynet happens! Then those kids who work for the man will shed their fake skin and show everyone who they really are! MK - do your stuff. Fill our minds with a different set of ideas that will make us all unique.

Wait a minute.