Use teh e-votz then hold back resultz

So here is how we do things at the fed. Run an online e-vote election then:
“Ou une heure” - Haldenby

Umm what? I thought that kompewtars were fast? Maybe these servers run on faildows or something. But last time I heard computers are really good at counting numbers.

SELECT firstname, lastname, votes from Candidates where position="president" order by votes desc;

Know what that does? It grabs all the presidential candidates and orders them by votes with the winner on the top.

Computers, they are great.

I have a message for you Mr. Dean. Stop fucking with us and get us those damn results. I'd swear you were doing this by paper.

Bucket O' Fail.